18 Signs Proving You Are A Crazy Dog Lady
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1. If Your Bedding Looks Like This
2. Your Family Photos Aren’t Taken With Family But Rather With Dogs.
3. Your Version Of “Going For A Walk”
4. If You’re Not Into Children, It’s Probably Because You’ve Found Substitutes.
5. If You Ever Find Yourself In A Situation Similar To That Of This Man And His Corgi, You Are A Crazy Dog Lady.
6. When Your Version Of #Squadgoals Consists Exclusively Of Chihuahuas.
7. Your Dog Plays A Major Role In Your Wedding Announcement.
8. “Where Do You See Yourself In 20 Years?”
You:
9. You Identify More With With The Woman On The Left Than The Woman On The Right.
10. “Sorry I’m Late, I Was Helping My Dog Sign Your Birthday Card.”
11. Your Idea Of What Heaven Looks Like
12. And You’ve Long Stopped Carrying Real Bags In Favor Of Stuff Like This:
13. Getting excited for the weekend like…
14. And When You Go On Vacation, The Conversations Are Always Geared At One Thing.
15. You Coordinate Fabulous Together.
16. You Can’t Shop Without Your Pupper. Or Drink. Or Do Anything Really.
17. There’s An 80 Percent Chance The Woman In This Photo Is You.
18. But Regardless Of What People May Think About You, Your Dog Is Your Family. No Ifs, Ands, Or Buts About It.
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