Prosecutors Demanded A Statement From K9 Police Dog. What They Got As A Response Is Hilarious!
6 years ago
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When the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) insisted on getting a statement from Officer PC Peach of the West Midlands Police Department (because of an altercation he had with a criminal), they probably didn’t realize that PC Peach was in fact a K9 police dog. Despite being informed of this, they persisted with their demands, so the department decided to send them the following statement they so desperately needed….
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