30 Ways That Dog Owners Have Gone Completely Insane
30 Ways That Dog Owners Have Gone Completely Insane
6 years ago
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When you have a dog (or two or three), your life begins to revolve around them. And before you know it, you’ve started to display some bizarre behavior. Here are 30 ways that dog owners have gone completely insane.
1. Your floor is covered with squeaky stuffed animals, rawhides, and the remnants of God-knows-what.
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2. You’re accustomed to sleeping with only a couple of inches of space to work with
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3. Despite your best efforts, all your windows have mysterious smudges on them
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4. You know your canine neighbors better than your human neighbors
