23 More Reasons Why Dachshunds Are First In Line For Dog Shaming
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1. They Strategically Use Their Poop As A Weapon.
2. They Crush Your Dreams With Their Waking Sprees Of Destruction.
3. No Species Is Safe From Their Reign Of Terror.
4. They Have Odd Fetishes, Much Like Buffalo Bill From Silence Of The Lambs.
5. They Are Impersonating Handicapped Pups So Hide Your Parking Passes!
6. They Will Cleverly Sabotage Your Summer Plans.
7. They Will Do Whatever It Takes To Stay Young Forever. WHATEVER. IT. TAKES.
8. All Food Is Their Food.
9. They Have No Respect For Antiques.
10. Or American Icons.
11. Or The Veterinary Community.
12 .No One Is Secure When They Are On A Crime Spree.
13. They Could Care Less About The Psychological Damage Their Naughty Exposure Might Cause.
14. Their Insane Urge For Mayhem Often Results In Self Destructive Behavior.
15. Are They Self-Obsessed Or Just Hiding Evidence?
16. They Engage Shady Accomplices.
17. Hmm, Mutilated Dinosaur…Extinct Species…Coincidence?
18. They Execute Unlicensed Carpentry.
19. They’ll Do What They Must To Stop A Certain Call From A Certain Dog Officer.
20. They Lack Impulse Control And Are Known For Binging And Purging.
21. They Decline To Conform To Society’s Gender Stereotypes.
22. They Treat Family Like “The Help”.
23. And They Treat ‘The Help” Like Servants.
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