15 Craigslist Ads A Crazy Dog Lover Would Surely Write
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1. Seeking DJ for my dog’s graduation party
2. Seeking guitarist to serenade dog post-surgery
3. Seeking motivational dancers for my dog’s Bar Mitzvah
4. Seeking tarot reader for my dog’s birthday party
5. Seeking dog masseuse with strong but gentle hands
6. Seeking personal trainer for dog who hates moving
7. Prom date needed for very nice but shy dog
8. Seeking seamstress to sew my dog a wardrobe for our trip to Paris
9. Need a mouth guard so my dog can carry an apple to me without drooling on it
10. Seeking stylist to trim my dogs butt hair into a heart.
11. Seeking someone with nice feet for my dog to lick
12. Seeking experienced barber for my dog’s beard
13. Seeking social media assistant for my doodle’s birthday party
14. Seeking gospel choir to re-enact my dog’s favorite scene from “Sister Act”
15. Seeking fish tank for my dog to stare at while I am away this weekend
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